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Just thought I would share this one. I found it amusing.............


WANT TO OPEN A DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT


A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window
" I, want to open a damn checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must
have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking
account now!'

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated
in this bank." The teller leaves the window and goes over to the
bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the old
geezer,

"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $50
million
bucks in
the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in
this
damn bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard
time?"


PS. Sorry if it was hard to read.....and one more joke to cap of the night...............Iraqi Joke!


Two Iraqis are chatting. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr."

"Here's my second son. He's a martyr too."

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Iraqi wistfully says,

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"





Brandon:D
 
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